Through the dark blue material, a magnet weakly attracts a plastic name badge holder.  The holder sits just over my heart, a bit to the left.  In that holder, a piece of paper says my name, and promises that I will take care of your business.  But it's not what this little paper says that is important.  Over the past few weeks, 3 fortune cookie fortunes have accumulated behind that name badge, viewable to noone but I.

The shortest of the three, in the largest font size, says: "YOUR COURAGE WILL REWARD YOU"  No exclamation point or anything.. just straight up.  So I kept it.  That's a good one to keep, I think.

The next one says, in slightly smaller writing, but still in CAPS: "MANY PEOPLE ARE SEEKING YOU FOR YOUR SOUND ADVICE"  I like to think this is one is already true, tho.  But by keeping it, I'm just amplifying its truth.

Alright, now we're at the good part, this is the part you should have anxiously been anticipating.  The third and final fortune cookie fortune, the most recent of them all.  This one, in a point size in between the other two, states with confidence: "A THRILLING TIME IS IN YOUR IMMEDIATE FUTURE"  Oh fuck ya!!  Alright, so without a doubt I kept that one.  It said "immediate" alright... I know you would keep it, too.

Except that was nearly 3 hours ago, and I've gotta get back to work.  Nonetheless, that was one of the best fortune cookie fortunes of all time.  I even ate half the cookie, yo.

would you advise that i start cracking open fortune cookies?

No, I advise that, using a pair of tiny tweezers, you attempt to remove the fortune without harming the cookie itself.

I appreciate you coming to me for sound advice ;)

for surely, i'm not one to go against the forces of the fortunes!
and, i'll do my best to keep the cookies in tact.

Would you go as far as to say it thrilled you?