Just thought I would provide a service announcement to people eagerly awaiting the new Duke Nukem Forever game....

There will be no game, ever!  Duke Nukem Forever is not coming out!  Not today, not tomorrow, not ever!  In ten years...ten years of development they have produced one teaser trailer at one minute and ten seconds long, of which exactly one minute was CG, not rendered, graphics. In other words, they have produced one second of rendered graphics for every year in development.  The game does not exist, and it never will.


Now, go play Portal already.

Gave up on Duke Nukem Forever about same time we entered the 21st century but I still have a lot more fun playing Duke Nukem 3D than I did playing Portal...